~Only to be read to the tune of the Hannah Montana classic, “If We Were a Movie”~
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Yoo Hoo Wes Anderson I’ve got you a pitch
I think you’ll like it and we’ll both get rich!
You’ll make my life a movie with your signature style
Just call up Owen Wilson, he’s on your speed speed dial.
Source: Touchstone Pictures
Every frame will be colour coated, as you tend to do
With your go-to actors you could find me a nice boo
My outfits will all be vintage galore
I’ll wear all the fur coats and track pants and more!
If my life were a movie
You’d be the right guy
To direct the feature
And love every moment
In the end, we’d be best friends
Watching our creation
Fade To black
Gone the frames
Play that happy song
Source: Touchstone Pictures
The sites we would see would look like a miracle
Every moment of my life would be oh so symmetrical
So sweet darling Wes you’re not busy, start walking
If you finally agree I’ll stop calling and stalking.
All of my conversations would be witty and weird
And all the men in my life would have a dashing beard
The soundtrack you’ll pick will contain every perfect chord
This partnership will get you the academy award.
Source: Fox Searchlight and Focus Features
If my life were a movie
You’d be the right guy
To direct the feature
And love every moment
In the end, we’d be best friends
Watching our creation
Fade To black
Gone the frames
Play that happy song